MILF?

posted 13 days ago by michaelDclarke (1819)
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Well, gents?

--Michael D. Clarke

[–] whynotwriteme (7720) 13 days ago

M-iddle-aged
I-ndian
L-ying
F-ake

[–] JoWilli (19957) 13 days ago

milf ends at 45. she is 61.

[–] John47 (40) 11 days ago

What about Elizabeth Hurley, does she get a pass?

[–] JoWilli (19957) 9 days ago

she is still attractive for her age but she would be a GILF.

[–] Nanook (1937) 13 days ago

It's an acronym, no part of which is accurate. Gonna be a no from me, dawg.

[–] Pete314 (3000) 13 days ago

Mother I'd Like to Forget?

[–] CraigC (8160) 12 days ago

Hell no.

She ain't a mother anyway.

[–] WandererFromYs (2308) 9 days ago

Which makes her Mamala nickname even more cringe.

[–] ewd76 (1164) 9 days ago

She's a wicked stepmother.

[–] AmeriGirl26 (14381) 12 days ago

Uh, she doesn't [technically] qualify because she doesn't have any [naturally born] kids, thank God.

[–] tsrts (396) 12 days ago

Not even with yours.

[–] liscarkat (18367) 9 days ago

Not if she was the last woman on the planet and promised to suck me off at least three times a day.