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If she was serious, there's an easy way to win tonight.

posted 3 months ago by Narwhale37 (1227)
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Just roast the fool.

Roast his hair.
Roast his ears
Roast his family.
Roast his policies.
Roast his stomach.
Roast his 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th wife.
Roast his side pieces.
Roast his responses.
Roast his expressions.
Roast his business.
Roast his hair.
Roast his buildings.
Roast his steaks.
Roast his crowds.
Roast his voters.
Roast his shoes.
Roast his walk.
Roast his talk.
Roast his lies.
Roast his truths.
Roast his breathing.

Just end the man's career to where he can't walk into a McDonald's without getting laughed at. Bonus points if it's all done poetically/musically.

Americans aren't here for policy anymore. Just them the /show/ they want.

[–] parkerbot (9080) 3 months ago

Yes, she needs to take the high road.

[–] Narwhale37 (1227) 3 months ago

Nah, the high road is dead. You can thank your local Republican for that one after defending 8 years of Trump of retorhic.

Civility died when Biden dropped out.

[–] parkerbot (9080) 3 months ago

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8a57b1fdafa88fca636544028062ca99/tenor.gif?itemid=4726988

[–] stickman38 (3347) 3 months ago

Trump was already roasted badly at the celebrity roast... here's a clip... it was hilarious!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyZWrSgrFMs

But on a more serious note, it would be a bad move to get into a roast match with Trump. He's good at slinging insults.

[–] [email protected] (5871) 3 months ago

This is what good government has become? I grant you, the woman has very little to offer. But she’s actually funny when trying to explain her own positions.

I am reminded of a line from Evita when Che says to her, “Statesmanship is more than entertaining peasants.”