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Amy Schumer Gets Fingered In A Cab

posted 3 years ago by Satan2016 (25525)
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Talks about it on Opie and Anthony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UrhXqRq2_4&t=480s

Also here: https://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/06/amy_schumer_offers_you_a_look.html

She was 18, and was out with friends in NYC wearing "a miniskirt and a tube top-- my uniform back then." At the end of the night they pile into a cab. Amy sits in the front.

The cab driver was "gross, like the cab driver on MTV." "This was back when I used to do dangerous things, sexually," and littered throughout the story were exasperated sighs, like, "I can't believe I did those things." I sympathize, believe me I do.

So what does a drunk 18 year old coed do in the front seat of a cab that's worth sharing on the radio? She extends her leg over towards the cabbie...

At this point I should tell you that the title of this Opie & Anthony segment is "Amy Schumer Gets Fingered In A Cab" so of course I already know what's going to happen, which is why I'm parked behind a church. But this surprises me nonetheless:

GUY: So you let the cab driver touch your vagina?
AMY: No-- I took his hand and made him touch my vagina.

[–] Heisenberg (6730) 3 years ago

Poor cab driver. It really is an awful job.
He should sue this dirty cunt and metoo her for molesting him on his workplace.
She is rich. And she publicly admitted her crime.
Mr cab driver, there's easy $$$ to be made here, it's never too late to metoo somebody, so lawyer up pronto and sue her!

[–] Dainty (1960) 3 years ago

idiot

[–] Satan2016 (25525) 3 years ago

no funny bone

[–] 123Guy (7281) 3 years ago

Reverse the sexes and it would be perfectly okay with you?

[–] Dainty (1960) 3 years ago

yes always

[–] 123Guy (7281) 3 years ago

[–] Jinx (3726) 3 years ago

Why do you feel the need to share this shit?

[–] chilone (17875) 3 years ago

Why do you read it?

[–] Satan2016 (25525) 3 years ago

Hollywood gossip is rarely this good.

[–] TheGutterMonkey (298) 3 years ago

"He was the winner of Gash Cab" LOL

Goddammit. I miss O&A. Ant and Jimmy were hilarious. And, to be honest, as much as everyone hates her now, Schumer was pretty funny in those days, as well.

[–] naDaht (1087) 3 years ago

She made him finger her? Uhm.. She raped that poor SOB.

[–] ProgsReturn (2078) 3 years ago

>"I can't believe I did those things."

Yeah, so ashamed about it she talks about it on a famous talk-show...