I'm offended she was cast in The Little Mermaid - Halle Bailey Discussion

[–] seagal72 (1959) a year ago

^this^

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11959) a year ago

Or at least an actress whose eyes are closer together.

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[–] seagal72 (1959) a year ago

...or (at least) can 'swim'

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11959) a year ago

She can't swim either?

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[–] seagal72 (1959) a year ago

Apparemtly not.

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[–] samoanjoes (56646) a year ago

That's what it is! Something was bothering me about her face and yeah, it's definitely the eyes. She has an alien face.

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[–] OnanTheBarbarian (11959) a year ago

It's the first thing which struck me when I saw her pic on "Trending". I have no plans to see the movie and it's the only reason I checked out her board. THOSE EYES!!! 🤣

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[–] Alex (1503) a year ago

She literally could play Dren from Splice (2009) without any make-up or CGI.
LMAO!!!

https://resizing.flixster.com/3QdFytCtypvCxFlFmUOUxI37gGc=/300x300/v2/http://media.baselineresearch.com/images/363761/363761_full.jpg

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[–] samoanjoes (56646) a year ago

Well, she is black. She might need makeup.

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[–] Kowalski (75523) a year ago

HERE YOU ARE AGAIN...LEADING THE DICKLESS CREEPER PARADE...JUST LOOK AT ALL THE HIGH QUALITY PALS POSTING ON THIS THREAD...YOU SUCK...AS USUAL...FOREVER.🙂

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[–] samoanjoes (56646) a year ago

Really? You're even offended about this post?

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[–] Kowalski (75523) a year ago

NO...NOT AT ALL...WHAT I DISLIKE IS WHERE IT LED...IT LED TO FAUX-GAY, DICKLESS AND YOURSELF CIRCLE JERKING ON EACH OTHER OVER A WOMAN'S APPEARANCE.

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[–] samoanjoes (56646) a year ago

Chill. All we said was that her eyes were far apart. Even the hottest people you can say something about. My cousin has a thing for Pedro Pascal and yet even she thinks he looks like the guy from "Up".

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[–] Kowalski (75523) a year ago

CREEP ON CREEPER.

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[–] samoanjoes (56646) a year ago

Hey, that's the name of your sex tape.

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[–] Egosomnia (860) a year ago

I'd say they picked her for that very reason - her wide-spaced eyes.

A fish's eyes are on the sides of its head.

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[–] BrandNewPoster (10996) a year ago

She does not have an alien face. She is beautiful. If you think you are better looking than her, then please post YOUR picture and we can judge you.

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[–] samoanjoes (56646) a year ago

I didn't say she wasn't beautiful. I think Anne Hathaway is pretty hot but sometimes she has a rat face.

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[–] BrandNewPoster (10996) a year ago

I have never seen Anne Hathaway with anything that could be accurately described as a rat face. I want to see your face so I can judge you.

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[–] samoanjoes (56646) a year ago

I make fun of myself for looking like Michael Cera all the time.

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[–] LoveCatsHateDogs (1935) a year ago

Sometimes she looks a bit like Jeff Goldblum.

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[–] StinkyPoopyPants (3113) a year ago

Wow, these posts are harsh. Her eyes are further apart than the average person but I think she is lovely.

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