I'd still
do her. But not before explaining in the simplest terms the difference between a bed and a toilet.
shareShe's absolutely beautiful... breathtaking almost. I'd let her go to the bathroom on my bed AND I can take a punch.
shareHaha.
shareTaking a dump in the bed and severing fingers is how she acts up when she's dating an actor worth half a billion dollars. When she's dating a guy with no money and she perceives he slighted her because of some innocuous act, she waits till he sleeps and brings out the scissors.
shareThis.
The pooping and finger chopping was the least it. She managed to walk away with $7 million, and still tried to destroy Depp's career and reputation with lies, hijacking a women's rights movement to do it.
You'd be perfect for her. Bet you probably let her knee you in the balls too until you squeal like the woman you now are.
shareVagina Dentata!!!!
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