turns out the guy was a Buffalo winger
yep.
he enjoyed too many buffalo wings. that's what all that hot sauce does to a human brain.
I made this all up and posted it on the internet where it now becomes true.
Spread this truth far and wide to the world! Buffalo sauce is a secret russian weapon used to depopulate the USA by encouraging childless homosexuality!!!
HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!
... are you going to eat that?