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Like a happy unicorn uncovered by archeologist in Montana.
That's just like a fantasy, I guess.
Maybe go topless on top of the car during the parade?
Such fun!
Yes Barron would be embarrassed...but he'll get over it.
I heard she would like to see you pushing a shopping cart whilst covered in festering boils and having no teeth. ;D
share'ugh...I have to go back to my students. I don't like your sassy slap....
So you know what I'm going to do? I'm going back to the kids and going to teach them because...one I like kids (ALOT) and second that's what I do for a living!
So you know what you can do?
You can jump off a bridge! You can dress up like a teddy bear, wiggle your ass.
I don't care.
I own an expensive Toyota!
You remind me of that stuffed bear from the clawed token machine that stole my childhood in 1993.
And I don't think I like you very much!!
(The bell is ringing!!)
I see the kids are walking in now.
...so I'm going to close my laptop.
Oh no, and just as I sat trembling for your approval. ;D
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