A Desperate Putin
A desperate Putin digs deep into the KGB vaults, willing to try anything he even attempts old Russian magic, and to his shock is able to summon the ghost of Stalin.
Putin: “You have to help me!”
Stalin: “What’s wrong?”
Putin: “the war is going badly, Nazis have just pushed us out of Kursk!”
Stalin: “Well that’s easy, just do what I did, send your toughest Ukrainian units to the front and ask the Americans for more weapons.”