Pees in the shower - Kelly Clarkson Discussion

[–] diezman (2099) a year ago

You don't pee in the shower??

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[–] jk90us (7205) a year ago

Hell no. And I’ll kick anyone who did in my house out the door.

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[–] fc31 (5394) a year ago

Well, it is a movement now, about saving water, from toilet flushes.

Apparently Kelly Clarkson did not know that, it would have portrayed her in a better light.

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[–] BKB (9916) a year ago

You'll kick anyone out of the house who did?? How would you know?? They tell you when they get out they pee in the shower?? LOL

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[–] BlackMass (995) a year ago

Everyone does. It's one of those things people like to pretend they don't do when no-one's looking, like sucking on their fingers after a bag of Doritos.

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[–] Kowalski (75537) a year ago

I AGREE UNTIL THE DORITOS FINGERS THING...I DON'T SUCK MY FINGERS...THAT'S GROSS...HANDS ARE NASTY.

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[–] TrentnQuarantino (9187) 7 months ago

Yeah, I've never sucked my fingers after eating anything, that I can recall.
Maybe your hands are nasty, but my hands aren't, I wash them constantly, but not obsessively.
Holding it until you get out of the shower, and then dripping water all over the floor just to avoid peeing in the shower is stupid.

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[–] Kowalski (75537) 7 months ago

I HAVE OCD...I WASH MY HANDS A LOT...THEY ARE STILL NASTY...ALL HANDS ARE.🤢

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[–] TrentnQuarantino (9187) 7 months ago

You have OCD, so your opinion is twisted. Keep your nails short and your hands clean, and your teeth brushed and rinse with baking soda and salt to kill the bacteria and keep your mouth alkalai.

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[–] Kowalski (75537) a year ago

EVERYONE DOES...THIS POST SAYS MORE ABOUT YOU THAN ANYONE ELSE.

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[–] JoWilli (19973) a year ago

but your pee goes everywhere...

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[–] Kowalski (75537) a year ago

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO SEE A UROLOGIST.😐

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[–] JoWilli (19973) a year ago

stop peeing on me then...I dont like when pee gets on my toothbrush.

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[–] Kowalski (75537) a year ago

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[–] Kowalski (75537) a year ago

IN YOUR EYES AND DOWN YOUR THROAT LIKE IT'S CHILLED MOUNTAIN DEW IS FINE...BUT A FEW STRAY DROPS ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM....FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS...KNOW WHT I'M SAYING?🙂

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[–] strntz (12254) a year ago

EVERYONE DOES...THIS POST SAYS MORE ABOUT YOU THAN ANYONE ELSE.

No, not everyone does. But I'm curious - what does the fact that I nor my wife (I just asked her) have *never ever* peed the shower say about us??

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[–] Kowalski (75537) a year ago

HONESTLY?...THAT YOU'RE LIARS....NO OFFENSE...WEIRD TO ASK YOUR WIFE ABOUT SHOWER PEEING TO POST ONLINE AS WELL.

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[–] strntz (12254) a year ago

No, not lying - no offense taken.

Posting online? This is an anonymous group.. "strntz" is not actually my real name, but my wife did give me a wtf look before answering and then asking me if I did.

Since this group is anonymous, I would think that a survey should be fairly accurate since no one will be outed if they piss in their own shower..

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[–] Kowalski (75537) a year ago

SOME PEOPLE TAKE THE REPUTATION OF THEIR MADE UP ANONYMOUS NAMES FAIRLY SERIOUSLY.

ALSO...I AM NOT ANONYMOUS...I HAVE OUTED MYSELF AS AN ACTUAL PERSON WITH ACTUAL PARAMETERS MANY TIMES.

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[–] JoWilli (19973) a year ago

Kelly Clarkson is raising eyebrows with her showering habits after an interview with Kenan Thompson of "Saturday Night Live." The daytime talk show host admitted to brushing her teeth and peeing in the shower — mostly to save time — and Thompson had some thoughts.

how the eff do you brush your teeth in the shower? it only takes me 2 minutes to brush my teeth.

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[–] jk90us (7205) a year ago

She uses her pee.

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[–] fc31 (5394) a year ago

Most likely her brush and tooth paste were also in the shower, and she used shower water to wash both the brush and her mouth.

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[–] JoWilli (19973) a year ago

thats just effing weird. use a sink like a civilized human being...

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[–] fc31 (5394) a year ago

I also don't think that alone saves much time. She probably lived with other people, so she did not have to wait for sink or toilet.

If it was another girl it is understandable, because girls could be using bathroom mirror to put make up on, etc. Grooming could take forever.

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[–] JaqenHgar (729) a year ago

The thought of her rotund body naked in the shower is grotesque enough

The thought that you may one day procreate is grotesque. This woman has battled weight gains for years, and you have the audacity to criticize her for something related to her health and physiology? Your parents should have been IQ tested before being allowed to breed, because if they had, you would be nothing but a wiped up splooge on your mother's belly.

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[–] strntz (12254) a year ago

Some people just don't like obese people. Does his personal preference for not finding an obese woman appealing automatically make him a low IQ person not fit to breed?

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[–] JaqenHgar (729) a year ago

I never stated that he was of low IQ. I stated that his parents should have been IQ tested. I understand that he may not be attracted to people who are defined as overweight (all you have to do is look at his post history of comments on "hot" actresses needing to get naked) but to insult someone's body type/shape (when the person has an admitted history of weight issues due to her physiology) is a bit immature. Combining that with his incessant desire/demand for actresses to get naked (probably for his spank bank), he's a pretty pathetic, and very shallow dude. Maybe he's one of the many people in the world that should be looking at the whole package of a woman, before passing judgement on them. We don't all get women that are 10s in our life, and that's okay. This dude just seems convinced that any woman (who is not a 10) is not worthy his time. Little does he know, that the majority of women in the world, are not 10s.

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[–] Kowalski (75537) a year ago

💯

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[–] jk90us (7205) a year ago

If I thought Clarkson would be reading this thread, I wouldn’t post it.

But she won’t. So I did.

And what do you care what my preferences are?

If you’re attracted to overweight people, knock yourself out.

Not my barrel of tea.

And stop trying to discard other people’s preferences.

I’d also like to point out that you freely entered a thread about Clarkson peeing, so I can see where your preferences lie.

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[–] TrentnQuarantino (9187) 7 months ago

Yes! OP is scum. He could stay in the shower all his life and peeing would only make it cleaner.

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[–] Sparky (2616) a year ago

You might feel differently when you grow up.

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[–] jk90us (7205) a year ago

Nah? I am an adult BTW.

Kids pee in showers. Not adults. Unless you live in a trailer park.

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[–] Kowalski (75537) a year ago

YOUR POST HISTORY INDICATES YOU ARE ABOUT 15 YEARS OLD.

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[–] jk90us (7205) a year ago

15 year old guys do love hot women.

I’ll take that as a compliment. Thanks.

But I’d expect nothing less from the president of my fan club.

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[–] Kowalski (75537) a year ago

THERE ARE ALOT OF GUYS JUST LIKE YOU WHO CONSIDER ME THE PRES OF THEIR FAN CLUBS...TRUTH IS...I AM THE KING...AND AS KING...I AM HONORING YOU PISSANTS WITH MY WORDS AND PRESENCE.

NOW...TELL ME...WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL?

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[–] jk90us (7205) a year ago

Biology. Yours?

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[–] Sparky (2616) a year ago

Can you substantiate that?

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[–] robocat893 (15923) a year ago

I pee in the shower. So what?

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[–] Nanook (1951) a year ago

The shower is like a giant toilet that's constantly flushing where it's impossible to miss or generate splash drops that can bounce in a surprisingly wide diameter around the bowl. Anyone who's "germaphobic" (wrong word, but it gets the point across) enough to worry about shower pees, I hope you *never* wear your outside shoes/clothes inside, and have some sort of airlock room you change like Mr. Rogers in each time you enter/leave your domicile. And *still* know there are poop molecules on everything you touch in your house.

We have immune systems for a reason. Lighten up, Francis. :D

[edit] General recommendation for Todd Haynes's film Safe (1995).

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[–] BKB (9916) a year ago

I mean, in the end, it all goes down the drain dude and it's not like she's taking a dump for heaven's sake

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[–] jk90us (7205) a year ago

The tub floor isn’t scrubbed after each shower. That means others are standing in remnants of someone else’s urine.

Maybe you enjoy that, but I don’t. I respect myself more than you do, dude.

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[–] BKB (9916) a year ago

So you're basically a Germaphobe, right??

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[–] Kendricks (2239) 5 months ago

Urine is basically sterile.
Stepping into the "clean" shower will put more bacteria on you than stepping into it if it would be full of pee.

You pee in the shower like everyone else here. You can lie to yourself, but not to us.

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[–] strntz (12254) 5 months ago

I'll bet people who cheat on their spouses believes everyone does or lies about it if they say they don't.

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