Who’s uglier?

To a blind man.

Harris is. No such thing as a hot sixty year old and if you see a photo of her not caked in makeup and photoshopped... Even when she was young, she was just average looking.

Zegler has foot-in-mouthitis, but she is objectively attractive.

I choose Tim Walz.

That’s because I was in a car accident at the age of nineteen that damaged my birth heart, which was then removed to make way for a transplanted pig heart. It may be ugly, but it functions surprisingly well.

I feel like you guys are putting me on. Her chin is so sharp that you’d cut your scrotum on it, plus it looks like she’d reek of salt and vinegar potato chips (kettle cooked, of course).

I weigh 97 pounds and am by all accounts a very sexy gender-fluid.

Better wear a rubber, bro.