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Jimmy Kimmel absolutely NAILS Trump in tearful post-election monologue


https://www.datalounge.com/thread/34959808-jimmy-kimmel-absolutely-nails-trump-in-tearful-post-election-monologue

“Jimmy Kimmel Live” hit the airwaves on Wednesday night with a sharp take on the election, spelling out during host Jimmy Kimmel’s Wednesday monologue all that was lost when Donald Trump was re-elected as president: “It was a terrible night for women, for children, for the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make this country go, for health care, for our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice, for free speech. It was a terrible night for poor people, for the middle class, for seniors who rely on Social Security, for our allies in Ukraine, for NATO and democracy and decency. And it was a terrible night for everyone who voted against him. And guess what? It was a bad night for everyone who voted for him too. You just don’t realize it yet.”

On the flip side, “it was a really good night for Putin and for polio and for lovable billionaires like Elon Musk, and the bros up in Silicon Valley, and all the wriggling brain worms who sold what was left of their souls to bow down to Donald Trump,” he added.

Kimmel noted that the choice for president came down to a prosecutor and a criminal, “and we chose the criminal to be President of the United States. More than half of this country voted for the criminal who is planning to pardon himself for his crimes. I guess this election wasn’t rigged.”

And yet, he noted that Trump had pre-emptively declared that this election was going to be rigged. “Isn’t it remarkable that this time, the fix wasn’t in? Last time the Democrats cheated, this time we chose not to, I guess?” Kimmel said. “I don’t know. Now this Donald Trump, he’s like the Emperor from ‘Star Wars.’ He’s old, he’s evil, and he keeps coming back with no reasonable explanation whatsoever.”

Kimmel had been very vocal in his support of Kamala Harris and in warning viewers against voting for Trump — even airing a special monologue he had crafted for Republican voters to watch. “Be honest, last week, did you guys sent that monologue to a Republican like I asked you?” he quipped.

Kimmel commended Harris for gracefully conceding her loss in the election, something Trump refused to do in 2020. “In America, there’s an election, and then they count the votes, and if the Democrat loses, they call to congratulate the winner,” he said.

“You know what I’m going to say, something that Trump would never say unless it favored him: The people voted, and this is the choice we made,” Kimmel added. “In January. Donald Trump becomes president, and that’s that he won. Doesn’t mean we give up, but it also doesn’t mean we storm the Capitol because we don’t like the result.”

Kimmel said it’s been hard to find any silver lining in what has happened, but he hopes maybe once Trump fails to deliver on his promises, people may finally see through his ways. “We’ve been through this once before, and yes, this time, it is probably going to be worse, maybe a lot worse,” he said. “But I also think that maybe we will look back and realize that in the long run, this is what we needed to wake us up. Maybe the people who care so much about him need to find out how little he cares about them.

Maybe this time, he’ll shock us and actually do some productive things. He won’t, probably, but he could. Or maybe the only good part of all this is he can’t run again in 2028. Maybe next time, the Republicans will nominate an orangutan for President. Why not at least make it fun.”


Kimmel then ended this portion of the monologue by getting a bit personally dark: “My only request to President-elect Trump is that he let me share a prison cell with Taylor Swift. I’m really good at making bracelets, and I think we get along just fine. We’ll see how funny that is in six months, when the great talk show host roundup begins.”


https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/jimmy-kimmel-monologue-trump-win-tears-1236203362/

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"Doesn’t mean we give up, but it also doesn’t mean we storm the Capitol because we don’t like the result.”"

No, it just means another 4 years of crying, whining, mocking, calling names, creating divisiveness, harrassment, frivolous lawsuits, assassination attempts, etc. by the left and then blaming it all on Trump...

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Crying? Isn't that what Trump does every time he gets in front of a mic?

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Have you tried calling him Hitler?

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Nobody calls Trump Hitler because we all know he's nowhere near as intelligent. We just call his supporters NeoNazis, because they are literally in NeoNazi groups, with swastikas in their shirts.

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Wow lots of NeoNazis in America now, over 70million and enough to win the popular vote by over 5 million! I'd pack my bags and leave if I were you, you don't want to live in a country like that. They're probably sexists too. You should gather up all of your friends and relatives and get them to leave too, for their own safety.

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Ha, ha, ha... Yeah! Welcome to Canada! Imagine if everyone who voted for Trump is a bad person and misogynist, xenophobe and whatever, newsflash, your country is full of them, actually more than half of the country, so yes, it is time to leave to a paradise nearby. They are waiting for you.

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I said his supporters are in literal NeoNazi groups I didn't say every single voter or every supporter.

Nice straw man, though. Are you just going to assume everything I say applies to every single citizen in the entire country? Or can you understand that, in a highly secular country, I obviously didn't mean EVERY SINGLE VOTER was a Neonazi. I mean, even an idiot could see that, and I think you know that, you just wanted to misrepresent my argument. Because you can't win the argument thus you have to resort to fallacies.

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You have a grand total of 651 posts with 640 of this involving your obsession with Trump and it makes it even worse that he beat this Bitch in Grand Slam Fashion with both Electoral College Vote, which you have no idea what that means, right?? AND he won the Popular Vote thus making this a Sweep and that really has to sting now doesn't it?? 🙄

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9 of my last 10 posts had nothing to do with Trump. I post on a lot of different boards, most of it not anything to do with trump. Even looking at my replies for weeks past, most of them aren't about Trump. So, no, I don't only post about Trump. I think that is a more accurate description of how you spend your time on moviechat.

Looking at your past replies and topics, 100% of it is about Trump and politics.
You don't even have any topics about movies at all.

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I don't have any topics about movies?? Fuck you, perhaps you need to research this better because I've posted plenty about movies, so eat a dick Lib

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Dems literally founded the KKK, Kamala supporters were literally Putin and white nationalist Richard Spencer, take your lame schtick elsewhere.

https://x.com/i/status/1854720321208615119

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You do realize that MSG has hosted the DNC 4 times in a 50 Year period including Bill Clinton's Inauguration in 1992, right?? Doesn't that make them Nazis as well for attending these Conventions like you claim Trump's supporters are?? 🤔

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Terrible attempt at deflection on your part, D-feet. I'm talking about the hypocrisy of Kimmel and his club.🍆🍆🍆

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Jimmy Kimmel is estatic that Donald Trump is back to save his show because he was about to be replaced with that fat black guy from Malibu's Most Wanted

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Jimmy Kimmel can go suck a horse dick.

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His masters have to tell him to do that.

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I hope they tell him to do it on live TV.

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I'm guessing replacement so they can get someone who can actually get ad revenue and viewers.

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Was this some politics show on MSNBC?

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LoL… Jimble Kimble sounded like a mewling fahgoat… he does Dare bite the hand that feeds him, nine if them do

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The only thing Kimmel has ever NAILED was a Bad Dragon on the wall next to his bed.

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Oh man, Trump will never recover from this!

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