Does he read top secret nuclear Documents while taking a dump?

No, that's his daughter's school photo.

Yes. Obviously T-Drumpjthshskvvicbdhdthpt had plans of secretly building a nukyoulure bomb all by himself and the only place he had any privacy was the crapper.

It’s amazing he was able to pack, load, and move all those boxes with no one from national security seeing a thing.

Putin is not going to be happy when big D misses the delivery date. At best Trump will be able to buy some time by sending Vlad a box of old pinball machine parts.

Working at Twitter before Elon. lol

https://twitter.com/jorourke2/status/1596625511710875648

Obviously you've never been constipated.

When you're bunged up, you read hard evidence about the threat of nuclear war and you shit your pants.

It works better than Senokot.

Not a chance. Those documents would be long, filled with big words, and his name wouldn't appear anywhere in it, so no way he's reading that on the toilet.

It obviously wasn't the toilet he craps in because it wasn't gold-plated.