Will toss paper towels to Californians.
Will joke about the number of golf clubs he could build on the land now conveniently leared of housing.
Will insult a California lawmaker, a Democrat & hint they're to blame for the fire.
Will talk about the fire in terms of the tremendous heat.
-Will eat at McDonald's
-Will say: "Fire is hot--very hot. Like, this one time there was a fire in one of my office floors and it was hot. Very hot. Yes, it was hot."
-Will tweet all night
I'd imagine that Fat Donald might actually like it there, climate-wise. It's dry and sunny there--perfect weather to keep his ten-way combover hair cement job from melting.
Speaking of Donald's coif - he
-Will regret using so much hairspray when he discovers it's a fire accelerant. (Nobody knew this before. It's science. I'm, like, smart, my uncle taught at MIT)
Did you know that idiot doesn't have any hair on the back of his head? I'm a bit perplexed over how he's even doing this combover because he clearly has no hair on the top either.
Seriously--check some of the videos of him boarding AF1--the wind blows his hair away at one point to reveal the back of his head is bald.
Will attempt to 'grab women by their pussy' because he knows they like that, and you can do anything at all when you're a celebrity. He will then demonstrate on his daughter Ivanka.
Will blame the fires on Hillary's emails.
Will blame the fires on Obama.
Will call Maxine Waters 'a person of low IQ'.
Lame.
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