What is it? I dont even know where to start theres so many, but ill go with this...
Neal- So i wake up this morning and guess what is sitting on the end of my bed?
Bill- A turd?
Neal- Yes Bill, a turd
or
Bill- Fredericks, you're a turd... a stinky f-fat turd, go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts... butt... you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser and a stinky t-turd!
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shareHAHAHA those are some classic Bill lines! I also love, "You cut me off mid-funk!" and his dance. it kills me every time!!
At my most bad a$$ i make people feel like they wanna take a shower.
So i got a big rocket... What am I supposed to do? Cut it in half?
shareAlan- " What are you losers doing on my street ? "
Bill- " We're kind of here to beat you up "
That line always makes me laugh. The way he said it was just perfect.
I'm not a little girl! I'm a....bionic woman
Me: I can't snap or whistle
Misterlopan: My god, you're practically retarded
You suck!! Dallas Rules!!!
shareNeal: Your gym shorts look like my grandpas
Bill: Oh. Is your grandpa super cool?
Do you need to be nommed?
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM- John Green