He must be a fruit

posted 3 years ago by jimmyjuliano12 (342)
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Not married, never dates, loves showtunes and is a progressive leftist. lets be honest, this guy has took a cock or two.

[–] MisterE (732) 3 years ago

You might be right, if anyone knows about taking a cock (or two) it's probably you.

[–] jimmyjuliano12 (342) 3 years ago

how many skin bones have you had in your mouth you little queen?

[–] strntz (12225) 3 years ago

Love of show tunes or quality music is not indicative or being gay.

[–] BillySlater (4241) 3 years ago

Neither is being prog leftist. That´s like 90% plus of Hollywood.

[–] strntz (12225) 3 years ago

While we're at it, neither is never married or never dates..

[–] NGMI (1184) 3 years ago

Guess that means autistic as the only other choice.

[–] kwestmo (4385) 3 years ago

but all together...

[–] Burk48917 (11356) 3 years ago

Exactly. Being in water doesn't equal being a duck, but when you quack, have feathers and a beak...

[–] strntz (12225) 3 years ago

...but when you quack, have feathers and a beak...

You just described Cher..

[–] Burk48917 (11356) 3 years ago

Holy shit, I did. Well, I think we've just uncovered the truth about Cher being a duck. Well done.

[–] SpikeMike (470) 3 years ago

He's dated plenty of hot actresses including Emilia Clark, Eliza Dusku, Jessica Barth, and Haltson Sage

[–] kwestmo (4385) 3 years ago

Yeah, beard dating never happens in show business
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[–] ebhaynz (3688) 3 years ago

No, he's just a nerd, the type that's overly arrogant = UNLIKEABLE.

[–] BourbonKing (5777) 3 years ago

Never dates? This dude's been boinking cute women half his age for over 20 years.

[–] kwestmo (4385) 3 years ago

by boinking you mean being seen in public to raise their profile and make him look hetero

[–] leader (1959) 2 years ago

And what about it?

[–] Chickenfeet69 (103) 2 years ago

Why do you care about his sexuality? How does it affect you?