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a poor man's Gosling

posted 3 years ago by jewoogle (2269)
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well i just found out he is canadian that explains everything lmfao. for years i actually thought this man and Ryan Gosling were the same actor (i know i am retarded i smerk a lot of weed sorry) and as a result hated Gosling since i thought, man half that dudes movies are complete shit i cant take the good ones seriously. then i found out that they are actually two different people. when i separated movies like Drive and The Place Beyond the Pines from the gay ass super hero shit this bozo makes my respect for Gosling went up by 100 fold!! Shame on this man for bringing down Goslings career.... Shame!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

So it’s Reynolds fault that you’re a moron? Got it 👍

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

they look exactly the same, reynolds is just making a perpetual someone farted face but they basically look like twins. plus both there names are Ryan it is really a very common mistake i am sure i am not the only one who was confused

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

They look slightly similar at the most and a monkey would be smart enough to notice the different surname and tell them apart.

Just so you know, that guy in Mission Impossible isn’t Forrest Gump. Glad I could help, jeewizzle.

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

they are practically doppelgängers bro. and the reason i never noticed there surnames was different was cuz all of reynolds movies suck absolute dick and i never watched them just saw clips and was repulsed by his acting. in a stoned stupor i simply assumed that was Gospling's gay nerd side but once i learned that was a complete other actor i felt bad for giving Gosling so much hate

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Fuck you.

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

lmfao did i insult ur comic book hero boyfriend buddy?

[–] Zoltan (244) 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure Gosling will never fuck you, but I respect the effort.

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

i am fan of his movies not a homo bro. he played a badass bank robber that is all

[–] Zoltan (244) 3 years ago

I like Gosling too, man. I get it.

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

its not even as much as i like Gosling as i dislike reynolds that really is my stronger emotion. man i hate all this super hero shit they are making these days....

[–] Zoltan (244) 3 years ago

Check out Reynolds in "Buried" or "The Voices".. dude can act his ass off when he needs to.

I think he just found his niche and stuck to it. He doesn't have massive range, but he's great at what he does in my opinion.

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

okay i will give those movies a download and check em out

[–] R_Kane (15828) 3 years ago

Ryan Reynolds fucks Eva Greene daily and they laugh at you.

[–] davodikum (6212) 3 years ago

Mad handle bro. Zoltan. I respect a dude where's my car refo.

[–] Zoltan (244) 3 years ago

Sorry I missed your reply somehow.

And thank you. I'm surprised anyone actually got that reference.

[–] davodikum (6212) 3 years ago

I love that movie. I used to watch it all the time when I first got it on dvd. I still watch it like once a year.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

A man who is married to Blake Lively is no poor man's anything.

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

Blake Lively is a poor mans hot girl once u get her naked. i saw the leaked photos of her during the fappening back in the day and was not impressed with her fake ass boob job. she looks like a mid range prostitute with those big ol fake boobs. she looks good in her movies with her cloths on because in that environment fake tits reign but for dating purposes i would much rather have the younger little but natural boobed version of her. fake tits are a gross imho, they belong on sex workers trying to increase tricks not on normal girls

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

What are you on about her boobs are perfect:

https://thefappeningblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Blake-Lively-Naked-001.jpg

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

idk man they look like average hooker tits to me. boobs that big wouldnt be so round and stiff if they are natural. they look obviously fake, some boob jobs do better at hiding this but u can always tell. (expecially if u feel them, it is very disappointing) naked she looks like a girl u could get in Amsterdam for 50 euros if u ask me

[–] chilone (18316) 3 years ago

"Smerking" all that weed has petrified your brain.

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

yes my brain is pretty fucking fried, but you know what they say ignorance is bliss. the smarter you are the sadder you are as well. i might be too retarded to work a normal job like an everyday slob but at the end of the day it doesnt matter. i invested my money into bitcoin before dropping out of school and now i am millionaire so i dont even need to use my brain at all. i just hangout and smoke more weed everyday. made 20k today already and didnt do anything but go to starbucks and play videogames while trolling this forum. life is good :)

[–] chilone (18316) 3 years ago

Yep. Not buying any of that.

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

i dont care if u buy it. i am living it that is all that matters

[–] chilone (18316) 3 years ago

Well if you are, you're wasting your life away and I feel sorry for you..... but you're not.

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

i am relaxing and saving my health after a decade of abusing my body with overworking myself, using hard drugs and lack of sleep, making the sacrifices needed to get where i am today. u are the one wasting away setting up alarms to go to work. i am living outta a rv van right now going to a bunch of different states seeing new places and new people everyday. living my childhood dreams right now in my mid 20s, my life is way better than i ever dreamed of

[–] chilone (18316) 3 years ago

Well, whatever works for you. They say productive people live longer. Something to keep in mind. Drugs and alcohol are a dead end and are completely unfulfilling but I'm sure you know this, deep inside. You're chasing something that you will never catch.

I wake up without an alarm clock, btw. 😁

[–] jewoogle (2269) 3 years ago

yes i know. i quit most of my drugs use over the years but still have hard time giving up the herb. it was the first drug i tried and the drug i am most attached to