I can’t take credit...
....for this idea. It was a poster in a Whoopi Goldberg thread:
If Chris Rock hosts the Oscars next year, he should come out wearing a helmet!
Haaaa, that would be HILARIOUS.
And maybe "The Rock" Johnson as co-host.
"Let's welcome this year's host Chris Rock and his bodyguard "The Rock" Dwayne Johnson!"
Then Johnson gets on stage in MIB uniform, with sun glasses and everything, in a bodyguard manner, maybe with "I Will Always Love You" played in the background.
Chris Rock then ask:"Will Smith is not here, right?", then take off the helmet and get on stage.
Dwayne Johnson only works with Kevin Hart.
But getting Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to host with his buddy could still be good. Especially if Will Smith by some miracle was invited to attend again.
I can see it now. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson be like "Hey Kevin. I see Will Smith his here in the audience with his slapheaded wife. Would you care to make a comment on that?"
And then he could just flex his muscles a bit and do that Roger Moore rip off eyebrow thing he does. Kevin Hart wouldn't even have to say anything! And then the camera would switch to Will Smith with his ass sat firmly in his seat...
The house would come DOWN!
That is a bit inflammatory. Not sure Johnson is black enough to say it.
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