Five finger discount at Target
What do you think she stole to amount to six hundred dollars worth at Target? That's like at least a whole shopping cart's full of stuff. I can just picture her entering the store in a giant trenchcoat and then trying to hotfoot it outta Van Nuys looking like she just gained a 100lbs. Of course she gets tackled by a security guard and a hundred and fifty packages of cold medicine comes flying out, and all the while the Benny Hill tune is playing on the store intercom.
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