Hickory dickory dock


Your mom sucked my cock

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Little boy blue...hey! He needed the money!

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The clock struck two, I blew my goo, and dropped her off at the next block

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Yo! What's in the bowl, bitch?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50
That #@$@#ing hoorrrr

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From Ford Fairlane:

Chicks: "We just wanted to be held!"
Ford: "You got the BONUS plan!"

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