Old as sh*t but still looks kind of good.
She is cute for such an old woman. Who agrees?
Usually old women are never "cute".. they are something else. Somehow she is still cute.
The vast majority of women don't want to date a 49 year old man either. Doesn't mean George Clooney doesn't get a lot of love.
Handymen, Earl. We are handy-men!