If I ever meet her- here is what I will ask her:
Oh Barbra! So nice to meet you! My favorite movie of ALL TIME is Hello Dolly! You were so wonderful in it!
What was it like working with 2 Hollywood icons; Gene Kelly and Walter Matthau? You must have LEARNED SO MUCH FROM THEM! I heard that they demolished the Harmonia Gardens set to re-purpose it the next year for "Beneath the Planet of the Apes"! (actually- that is a true fact! Do a Google search!)
My other favorite films of yours is Up the Sandbox and Open All Night. I saw them like 100 times in the theater when they were RE-RELEASED and HELD OVER.
(So like, now she's starting to FUME and grabs Donna Karan's arm and whispers "OK Donna- let's make a run for it")
I continue......
Your husband was sooo good on that show "Hotel". Can you ask him if he has any VHS tapes of the show that I can barrow? I'm missing Season 2, Episode 12 with guest stars Donald O'Conner, Jimmy Walker, Lana Wood and Martin Mull.
Thanks.
Ohhhh I see you added a new addition to your ranch-mansion-estate-compound BarbraLand ! I hear that they are giving tours thru your home while you are on tour! Um,.... I'm a bit short-handed this month.....would it be at all possible to get me 1 dozen free passes for Aug. 4th? Thanks.
Ohhh one last thing Barbra before you run off; me and my friends came up with a wonderful theme for your next concert tour: HELLO DOLLY'S 45th Anniversary Tour featuring.........Michael Crawford and Yourself! Would that not be the best!? Think of it as giving BACK to all your Dolly fans over the years! At the concert - you could have some "surprise" guests like E.J. Peaker and Tommy Tune! It's like we've come full circle. It would be like...BUTTA. A big stick of butta!
Hugs & Kisses,
Squeaky Noodleman
"In every dimension , there's another YOU!"