Barbra Streisand discussing how her son is a complete stranger to her...
Doesn't hear him hum until he's 15.
Doesn't know he can sing until he's nearly 50.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0BFpo8huU8
Just like the old saying:
"There's no bond quite like that of a self-involved mother to her complete stranger."
Room for one more, honey.