Why has he never worked with Kevin Smith?
I always thought he'd be perfect for a Smith movie, plus look at all the connections....he was in Scream 1 (and 2, but he was in the background in a scene) which was directed by Wes Craven who cameoed in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Also, Jay and Silent Bob made a cameo in Scream 3 and they did a then-fictional Scream 4 in Strike Back. Also, they refrenced She's All That in Strike Back, which also featured Lillard, and lastly, they did a spoof of Scooby-Doo in Strike Back in which Lillard starred in the real version a year later. Funny, eh?
Most women dont bring you lasagna at work. They usually just cheat on you.