God Awful

Anytime there is a preview of a new movie, or if I'm flipping through the guide and come across a film that has Matthew Lillard, there is, simply put, no mystery. Hold on tight, folks. You're about to watch, at best, a C-/D+ film.

I had someone tell me something to the effect of, "Well, he's a movie star, what are you?" First, my job/career is not who I am, it's what I do. Second, what I do is Corporate Finance as a senior analyst. Third, I'm very good at what I do. If I was a C-/D+ analyst, I'd be fired, so please, spare me the argument that he's somehow more accomplished than I because he's in the entertainment industry. It's pathetic to think that show biz folk automatically walk around with a halo over their heads.

On a 'kicking him while he's down' moment, I've literally seen spit protrude from the man's mouth on more than one occasion while acting...disgusting. My GF says that he seems like he has perpetual bad breath. Obviously, there's no basis for her comment, but it still made me laugh.