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“She’s like Bruce Lee with boobs!”


That’s my favorite description of Shannon Tweed, nude action star, the Queen of Direct-to-Video in the 80s. I believe the line comes from her forgettable classic, No Contest.

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LoL

You couldn't use that line today without upsetting the dreaded SJW twitteratti police force.

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Adult entertainment is so under-appreciated for its wit. The names of of stars alone are priceless humor: Johnny Wadd, Randy Spears, Sophia Staxx, Penelope Pumpkins . . . ! But the DIALOGUE . . . ?! My favorite is from Deep Throat. Linda Lovelace has just told Dr. Harry Reems that she only enjoys oral sex. Vaginal does nothing for her. Dr. Reems examines her, then tells her that the reason is that she has her clitoris in her throat. Linda is unhappy with this news. Dr. Reems tells her that it’s really not so bad. She replies, “Oh, yeah? How would you like to have your balls in your ears?” Dr. Reems pauses to reflect on her erudite question. He smiles widely, then replies, “Then I could hear myself cumming!”

Shannon Tweed singlehandedly supplied Skinamax with all the programming they needed. She is a legend. I propose that we keep her photo on Trending permanently, as well as the photos of every other babe who posed nude and made it into moom pitchers.

So much better than Trending as it is now.

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And you initiated it.
Those darn SJWs always bringing up shit. What's wrong with them? (sarcasm alert)

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It's amazing how there's always someone desperate to prove critics of Wokism wrong. Like, you're just WAITING for someone to make a comment so you can rush to the defense of the "snowflakes". It's just weird, is all.

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Usually porn actresses are harassed by INCEL/MTGOWs.

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Bump

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She did a lot of respectable TV in the 80/90s.

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I respected her.

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She is gorgeous athletic amazon - perfect female version of Bruce Lee . Due to her good physical shape and long standing kickboxing practice she played actively both in erotic thrillers and action movies . Beautiful and lethal at the same time . Especially she's good as undercover agent ( Shadow warriors 1-2 , Naked Lies ) . Very attractive and interesting actress .

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Well, Hef liked her a lot! I really respect Shannon for what she did with what she had to work with, but I’m not gonna let that participle dangle at the end of a sentence.

Shannon Tweed looks SO MUCH better than that weeping, wimpy jackass in Midsommar. Screw him and the horse who rode in on him!

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May i ask you a question ? I would be very grateful to you if you respond . I really need to know ...

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Isn’t she married to Gene Simmons

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Implants, not breasts

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Cinemax late at night?

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Shannon Tweed WAS Skinimax. She was the Quarter-Pounder with Cheese of Cinemax After Dark. I respect the hell out of her for using her intellectual and physical assets to fullest advantage. She is a shrewd lady.

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What about Krista Allen aka ms Emmanuelle?

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Laura Gesmer is my favorite Emanuelle.

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