"Don't let Chris Rock get under your skin, he's a paid comedian, similar to yourself, Will. Don't ruin what could be the highlight of your career, an Oscar for Best Actor."
If only he had listened. π’
Nothing like pretending people said shit they didn't say.....
shareUnderstand the joke you creep.
shareA joke is supposed to be funny, dipshit. Or at least clever. This failed on both counts.
I get you were going for the Jack Nicholson/Heath Ledger thing, but you failed miserably. You simply came across as an idiot.
You say that like you didn't literally just make a post that blatantly showed you didn't initially understand the joke. It apparently was clever enough to fool you (a low bar though, I agree).
shareNo, I simply explained the non-joke to you, and now you're attempting to sound intelligent.
shareYou... realize we can see your previous post, right?
"Nothing like pretending people said shit they didn't say..... You're a pathetic fuck....."
I rest my case.
Really? You can see it? And that means......????
shareJust doubling down haha
shareIt means we can see that you didn't understand the joke.
You seem to be having some trouble with understanding these comments as well.
Is that your comprehension?
shareAbout your miscomprehension? Obviously yes.
shareExplain.
shareYou realize you just keep proving my point over and over again, right? What exactly do you want me to explain to you that hasn't already been explained multiple times in the most blatantly obvious of ways?
shareExplain better.
shareAre we in kindergarten here? You initially made a post that demonstrated your inability to understand the joke (along with a nasty insult), then proceeded to talk shit about the joke being unclever, even though it was in fact clever enough to fool you.
You claimed they "failed miserably", even though you were in fact the one who failed miserably at recognizing the joke, and have continually deflected and been overly butthurt about it. Understand? Now quit wasting my time. Your severe lack of perception is an absolute bore.
Huh?
share"Huh?" - a phrase that perfectly encapsulates your essence as a human being.
Huh?
shareSo utterly dominated that you've resorted to copy and pasting a previous comment out of sheer desperation, like a child. You aren't the first.
shareSay again?
shareI wonder if you get a tinge of embarrassment by posting these comments, or if you truly have no shame in demonstrating just how juvenile and inept you are? What a pitiful display.
shareWhat?
shareLike I already mentioned... you aren't the first to be boxed into a corner in an argument, then result to playing the fingers-in-your-ears-going-nanananananana-can't-hear-you-like-a-6-year-old card.
For some reason, even though completely demolished in the conversation itself, your type still clings onto the last vestiges of a way to "win". You think that by getting the last word, even though it means continually showing just how childish and pathetic you are, that you will somehow be redeemed in the slightest way. Understand that it's quite the opposite, and you're just digging yourself into a deeper pit.
I can keep doing this all day. Making comments in response to your miserable display, looking down as you flounder about in the muck of defeat while desperately grasping in a childish trollish tantrum for the perceived chance to redeem even a sliver of your pride.
Flounder, my pitiable friend. Flounder.
You dont say?
shareI'm guessing this is about the time when you're thinking, "Herr derr, if I keep doing my desperate childish ruse surely he'll stop responding... right? Derp." You don't get off the hook that easy, my pitiable friend. A pit you've dug, and deeper you go. Flounder, I say! At mine command:
shareTell me more.
shareAgain! For good measure:
share?
shareYour floundering technique needs work. I've never been in your position, but I know a lack of motivation when I see one. You're just one microscopic step above copy/pasting for heaven's sake. Surely you can be a bit more creative with your desperate floundering? Show me how much you want to regain that tiny sliver of pride.
Now try it again, with more GUSTO, some PANACHE:
You don't say?
shareWell well, I give you an A+ for your puppet-on-a-string mentality and obedience, but an F (!) for creativity... and with no gusto, no panache to top it off (SIGH).
You have not made any strides in the proper direction on this front, and I urge you to invest more effort, my pitiable friend. Let's go again! At my command:
Is that right?
shareOh my, oh my. So so very mediocre, but let us take a break from the solemn critiques for a moment and talk heart to heart. Why hath thou not posted any other comments in the interim? Surely you're not just coming here solely to flounder and be a marionette for my benefit?
I do appreciate the gesture though, and I'll admit I do enjoy a good floundering show as much as the next man. So yes, just know... that I really do appreciate the gesture, as pathetic as it is. Brings warmth to the cockles of mine heart. Now, BACK TO IT:
Is that a fact?
shareβ« The pit, it grows ever deeper. The pit, it swallows ever more. β«
β« The pride, a floundering seizure. Denied, he grasps ever more. β«
Irony?
shareβ« A joke, a nebulous prospect. Oh no, I couldn't figure it out! β«
β« The shame, of blatant confusion. What to do? Better flounder about. β«
Ok?
shareβ« To sink, deeper and deeper. To think, I could have escaped?! β«
β« To take, my mistake in stride. Forsake, a pitiful display... β«
I'm no poet or composer, but what do you think? It's an ode to you, my pitiable friend! Can you give me a good wallow in response, maybe a clap of the ol' fins? Or wait, what about just accepting that you didn't get the joke? (Oh foolish me, to even ponder such a thought!)
Next verse?
shareβ« A hoard, of protracted dullness. So bored, he's perched victoriously. β«
β« A rope, kindly tossed downward. Some hope, to end the floundering... β«
I'm overly high on an abundance of opioids and in a precariously good mood today, my boy! I might just let you off the hook from all this demiurgic bashing... despite your behavior not meriting such a mercy.
I could certainly go on producing compelling new quips to your floundering and wallowy deflection until the end of time. But quite frankly, your lack of creativity is achingly dull, and my talents are required elsewhere. The fundamental dispute was already decisively won eons ago.
Alas, as my pitiable friend you do envoke pity, and I am not entirely unsympathetic to your plight, as you sink deeper into the pit. The fact that you have thoroughly bored me to the point of debility is no doubt a factor, and if there is one thing you have succeeded at in this exchange, it is that.
Therefore I am willing to throw you a lifeline, so to speak, and grant you what you so desperately desire... a way out of this embarrassing ordeal, and the deep shame of not comprehending the nebulous gag. I shall toss you the rope, and you shall regain a diminutive sliver of pride as I hoist you up for your closing comment. The last word, the final flounder.
This is it, my boy! Let us not delay! Grab the lariat, and give it your best wallow... one, last, time. Enjoy it, I say. AT MINE COMMAND:
...retards
shareToo much to read.
shareHeath Ledger slapped Jack Nicholson?
shareWill Smith started making trouble at the Oscars,
He got in one little fight,
It's time that he moves in with his Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air.
Or maybe Jack will take him in.
Jack Nicholson never said anything.
shareβHeβs a paid comedian, similar to yourself just opposed by an act of fateβ
shareJeez, if you bring up Jack Nicholson do it right.
The 70-year-old Oscar winner was dining at the Wolseley restaurant in London when a photographer told him about Chris Rock getting bitchslapped. After saying, "That's awful", Jack added βI warned him " but refused to elaborate.
Haven't read that sentence in ages. Throwback.
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