Well buttocks aside, at least Jennifer has acting and singing talent. Poor old Kim K seems bereft of any discernible talent other than posting about herself on Instagram.
You could potentially skin her (eat the meat, that should keep you alive for a decade) and make a huge sail from the skin to power a raft made from wood?
Or a balloon? All you need is a bean plant and enough time to fill the balloon.
Of course, you're "straight". Oscar Wilde, Michael Jackson and Elton made that claim for years. They got married to "prove" it. Only Michael keep up the charade. Don't continue to be like Michael.
No you're right. This is what hetero males call disgusting-