Is this really true?
No I just saw him at a 7-11
You heard wrong. He died years ago it's just that they've they've only just managed to get the coffin lid down.
No. Elvis lives forevar!
Stop perpetuating that myth! He was just over at my house a couple of weeks ago, and ate all my M&Ms. He owes me a new bag.
Sounds like bullshit to me. The way I've heard it is he lives in the basement of a Nashville Waffle House and never leaves.
I'm a huge fan, I'd like to have few waffles with him. I'd also like to share a few ideas with him on how to get his career back on track.
Thanks for settling it. I was worried.