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👑 KOWALSKI™️ IS YOUR NEW MAYOR!~!~!~!~! (EDITED)

posted 10 days ago by Kowalski (78804)
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PEEP THAT POST COUNT MY BEAUTIFUL BABYS......I HAVE REACHED THE PROMISED LAND...I HAVE BEATEN THE SHOGUN....I AM YOUR LORD & SAVIOUR.....PRAISE ME AND KNOW THAT ALL IS WELL IN THE WORLD.

⭐ ShogunofYonkers (78299)

⭐ Kowalski (78300)

I LOVE YOU MY CHILDREN.🫂

[–] stevewyzard (1709) 3 hours ago
Why "king"? Couldn't you just be the mayor? I'd gladly support that for all you contribute to this site.

STEVE BRINGS UP A VALID POINT....THUS...MAYOR KOWALSKI™️ IT IS!~@@!~!!@~!!

[–] thesamoanjoke (15611) 10 days ago

Congrats Kowalski....I am proud of you and love you 🥹😊🥳😎

[–] parkerbot (10655) 10 days ago

But according to Melton, you're a queen.

I'm so confused.

[–] Kowalski (78804) 10 days ago

THIS IS 2025.....I CAN BE BOTH THE KING AND THE QUEEN.🤴🏻👸🏻

[–] parkerbot (10655) 10 days ago

Can I be Court Jester?

[–] Kowalski (78804) 10 days ago

PRETTY SURE YOU ALREADY ARE BUDDY.😘

[–] parkerbot (10655) 10 days ago

I'll take it your majesty.

[–] Kowalski (78804) 10 days ago

🤡!

[–] parkerbot (10655) 10 days ago

Now lets talk about remuneration, in particular vacation days and pension.

My starting position is two expired Febreze coupons and no days off.

I'm a very skilled negotiator, so try not to be intimidated.

[–] Kowalski (78804) 9 days ago

WOULD YOU ACCEPT USED EBAY GIFT CARDS AND PHOTOS OF CONDOMS IN PARKING LOTS?🤔

[–] parkerbot (10655) 9 days ago

But then what would you give samoanjoes for Valentine's Day this year?

[–] DarthAckbar (2308) 10 days ago

👏👏👏👏👏

[–] Kowalski (78804) 10 days ago

TY TY TY TY TY

[–] samoanjoes (58529) 10 days ago

50% was from the thread of you being gay.

[–] Kowalski (78804) 10 days ago

THAT IS JUST FALSE.😂

[–] sslssg (35131) 10 days ago

I am happy for you....but I'm still amused that anyone cares about their post count.

💟

[–] db20db (17726) 10 days ago

Yeah, post counts are frivolous. I've never cared about mine. I've actually deleted a lot of my content here. It's about quality, not quantity.

[–] sslssg (35131) 10 days ago

The only time I have an idea (other than now because I just looked) of what my count is, is if someone posts a post about it.

[–] StoneKeeper (28287) 10 days ago

Just 1 more!!!!

[–] Kowalski (78804) 9 days ago

😂 THE TIMING OF THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[–] Kowalski (78804) 9 days ago

THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH MY FRIEND....YOUR AMUSEMENT AMUSES ME....AND EVEN I DON'T KNOW WHY I CARE...BUT I DO.😂 🫂 😘

[–] FredBurroughs (22261) 10 days ago

Where does Matthew Lillard fit into all of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLeyrHqFU50

[–] Kowalski (78804) 9 days ago

THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I SAID IT WHEN IT HAPPENED.😘👑

[–] stevewyzard (1742) 10 days ago

Why "king"? Couldn't you just be the mayor? I'd gladly support that for all you contribute to this site.

[–] Kowalski (78804) 9 days ago

I HAVE THOUGHT IT OVER...AND I AGREE...MAYOR IS A GOD WORD FOR WHO I AM NOW...EDITING IN YOUR HONOUR.

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78491) 10 days ago

Way to go K👏👏👏

[–] Kowalski (78804) 9 days ago

THANKS, BROTHER....I COULDN'T HAVE DESTROYED A NICER GUY.....YOU ARE A HUGE PART OF WHY I STAYED HERE AND WHY I MELLOWED.....SO...YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF...LOVE YOU.😘

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78491) 9 days ago

😄you’re welcome!

[–] samoanjoes (58529) 9 days ago

Fuck this. Destroy that post counting psychopath.

[–] Kowalski (78804) 9 days ago

😎MANY HAVE TRIED.....NONE HAVE SUCCEEDED.

[–] samoanjoes (58529) 9 days ago

None have tried but all would succeed.

[–] Kowalski (78804) 9 days ago

FALSE.🏢

[–] Bloodshot77 (14216) 9 days ago

I have trouble discerning between you and the kid. That is not a good sign

Signed, million man.

[–] samoanjoes (58529) 9 days ago

I was here first damn it!

[–] Kowalski (78804) 9 days ago

YEAH...BUT SHE IS SMARTER.😘😘

[–] samoanjoes (58529) 9 days ago

This is unfair. You know that I won't insult a teenager.

[–] Kowalski (78804) 9 days ago

FEELS PRETTY FAIR TO ME, BUDDY.

THANKS FOR ALWAYS BEING A SOLID DUDE...EVEM WHEN WE DISAGREE.😘

[–] GPM316 (111) 9 days ago

😭😭😭 bragging about a post count online is like accepting a trophy for incel if the year award

[–] Kowalski (78804) 7 days ago

SAYS YOU.....HOWDY BY THE WAY....WANNA BE PALS?....I LIKE WEED AND MOVIES...HOW ABOUT YOU?

[–] BenStrousers (960) 7 days ago

It's a good point. Fathers tend to get their priorities figured out pretty quickly. Guess that didn't happen with you. Why's that?

[–] Kowalski (78804) 7 days ago

REAGANOMICS?🤷🏻‍♀️

[–] BenStrousers (960) 7 days ago

You're not making any sense.

[–] Kowalski (78804) 7 days ago

SORRY,BRO....IT'S LATE...WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH?🤠

[–] BenStrousers (960) 7 days ago

Help me understand why you said "REAGANOMICS".

[–] Kowalski (78804) 7 days ago

FAMILY TIES

[–] BenStrousers (960) 7 days ago

You said you wanted to help. That doesn't help me. Why would you offer help if you have no intention?

[–] BenStrousers (960) 7 days ago

😄

[–] Bloodshot77 (14216) 9 days ago

I love Shogun. ❤️

Signed, million man.

[–] Kowalski (78804) 9 days ago

WE ALL DO.💖