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A haiku from me to you


Give me a topic*
I will write haiku for you
That will blow your mind

* Not political or obscene

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Broken shoelace.

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A broken shoelace
Made Parkerbot trip and fall
And squash pickled egg

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A haiku I like
I will cherish it always
Or until Tuesday

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Here is a better one to cherish always:

Parkerbot is fun
The PB to my jelly
Not bad for a bot

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Humanity fails
The Robot Apocalypse
Will be triumphant

Drat, I don't think I was supposed to reveal that.

Spoiler alert.

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🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀
🀨🀨🀨🀨🀨🀨🀨
πŸ€–πŸ’©πŸ€–πŸ’©πŸ€–

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Don't worry human
You will be the last to go
Parkerbot likes you

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Now that's better!

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I thought we were only
Communicating by poem
You broke haiku chain

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This five-seven-five
Rhythm is dizzyfying
But for you okay

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Haiku session ends
Have to put my shoes back on
No more toes to count

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Led Zeppelin

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Robert Plant has a
Bustle in his hedgerow. Call
Exterminator.

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He won't be alarmed now

It was just a spring clean for the May queen.......

Hey good stuff 4L!

Thanks - you made me laugh today

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I'm glad you liked it! 😁

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For several months we've had a loooooong chain of defects in the house and at our cars, seems every time we get something fixed something else breaks.

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Your stuff may be broke
But hey, you have good pizza
And shark-free water.

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Home made lasagna today πŸ™‚
and it's winter, way too cold in the sea.

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That sounds delicious!

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I want a haiku about a high coup.
This could either be about a coup taking place at high elevation or a coup undertaken while under the influence of drugs.
The details of said haiku, I leave to you.


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Roses are red, vi-
olets are blue, no govern-
mental takeover




[haiku for you]

Hee, hee

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I was totally picking on you but just in case that wasn't clear here's your real haiku.

Don't try to usurp
While stoned and/or high. You might
Depose the wrong guy.





[You got 2 haikus]

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This plethora of Haikus constitutes a propitious start to the week.


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Just remember that you're the vegetable I'll always root for.




[πŸ₯•πŸ₯”πŸ ]

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The Siberian flying squirrel

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The Siberian
Flying squirrel has way too
Many syllables.

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Well done. I asked AI and it came up with this:

Siberian flying squirrel glides
Through the forest, silent wings
Moonlight dance begins

Kind of weird.

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Well it's lovely but it's not a 5-7-5 haiku. I'll try to write something more poetic this time.

Eyes, pools of deep black
Shy and hungry flying high
Through cold winter trees

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It's funny, because it started explaining what a haiku was and still did it wrong.πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

I asked again, reminding it of the 5-7-5 system:

"Siberian flight,
gliding through the frosted pines,
whispers of the night."

However, your second effort is just lovely. Humans still rock.πŸ‘

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Yay! Thank you! πŸ˜ƒ

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Yangtze River

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This river is long
It has rapids and whirlpools
I'm good at Google.

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Since you love nature like I do I'll do a second one that is better.

Mountain lined river
Brings life to all it passes
And stunning beauty

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πŸ‘

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