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Cyberjoke 4000

posted 2 months ago by parkerbot (10679)
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In homage to Al Lowe and his Cyberjoke 3000 which wrapped up last year after twenty five years of jokes, I'll try to post some jokes here on a regular basis and we'll see how long it can last.

And with that, the Cyberjoke 4000 is active.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.

[–] parkerbot (10679) 2 days ago

My friend just hired an Eastern European cleaner. It took her 15 hours to vacuum the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.

[–] parkerbot (10679) 21 hours ago

A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow, “Mind if I say a word?”
She says, “Please do”.
The man clears his throat and says, “Bargain”.
The widow replies, “Thanks, that means a great deal”.