am doing it again. Nitpicking the song 12 days of Christmas. Just for fun.

12 Lords are Leaping-So a bunch of rich people are jumping around. This is annoying.
11 Pipers Piping-Great! A bunch of noise!
10 Drummers drumming-Ugh! More noise!
9 ladies dancing-I don't think my true love and I are doing well if she's hiring 9 ladies to dance in front of me!
8 Maids are milking-Great! 8 maids and 8 cows in my trailer!
7 Swans are swimming-Great! First the cows and now a bunch of Swans in my trailer!
6 Geese are laying-Great! More birds and they are all pregnant!
5 Golden Rings-Probably the only good thing I've gotten from my true love!
4 calling birds-Nooooo! Not more birds!!!!
3 French Hens-Ahhhhhh!!
2 turtle doves-Noooooo!
And a partridge in a pear tree-Great another bird and a tree in my trailer along with bunches of other birds and 8 cows! I might as well go live outside as a homeless person. Plus my land Lord will evict me for having all these animals in my trailer! My True Love does not know me or what I want!