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πŸ”‘πŸš˜ HAVE YOU EVER KEYED A CAR?


SIMPLE QUESTION....EASY ANSWER....CONTEXT IS APPRECIATED.






I HAVE NEVER KEYED A CAR MYSELF.

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I have put a key in a car. And I have sung off-key in a car. But I have never keyed a car. True story.

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If I want to I can do far worse than keying. But no I haven't. I'm not an animal.

Signed, million man.

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No

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Yes.

Context: I was in a vehicular altercation with a person who exaggerated his insurance claim and used it to finance a new paint job and fancy lifts to his pickup truck. When I unexpectedly found out where he worked as a bag boy at Trader Joe's, I found his truck in the parking lot (confirmed by the make/model/license plate), I dealt out some key-based retribution.

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There had to be one.

Vincent:
Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.

Lance:
What a fucker!

Vincent:
What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.

Lance:
You don't do it.

Vincent:
It's just against the rules.

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No, i have not.....and hopefully will never have to

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Nope.

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No, that's angry deranged girlfriend stuff. My sister did that to a boyfriend's car once.🀣

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No, I have never keyed a vehicle.. Why?? Did you have your vehicle keyed??

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I WISH.☹️

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