Woman caught in airport smuggling cocaine in her bra. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] fourlemons (1670) 9 days ago

I'm glad they were able to crack the case.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (77369) 9 days ago

Her whole scheme went tits up.

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 9 days ago

Now she's going to milk it to her friends.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (77369) 9 days ago

I’m just glad a serious crime was nipped in the bud.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (38073) 9 days ago

This joke is a complete boob.

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 9 days ago

I just want to keep everyone abreast of the situation.

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 9 days ago

I wanted a pic with a woman with a giant rack doing a face palm.

Close enough.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/p0Y_UM4N5Rc/maxresdefault.jpg

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 9 days ago

You're doing more stretching here than Austin Powers' penis enlargement pump.

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 8 days ago

You can call me Mr. Armstrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycumxKt1zFk

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 8 days ago

Nah, I want to call you worse. I hope you're okay with that, Worse.

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 8 days ago

I prefer worcestershire - it sounds more fancy.

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 8 days ago

If you're into words that are pronounced completely differently than how it's spelled.

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 8 days ago

You can just call me HP if that word is too hard to pronounce.

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 8 days ago

I'll just add a "v" at the end of HP. No reason.

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[–] parkerbot (8993) 8 days ago

Sounds fancy and communicable, I'll take it.

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[–] GolfnGuitars (2886) 9 days ago

As J.J. Cale wrote and Eric Clapton famously sang: "She don't lie, She don't lie, She don't lie...."

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 9 days ago

Propane? Spokane? Rogaine?

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[–] GolfnGuitars (2886) 9 days ago

We'll go with Rogaine in this case! 😃

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[–] Daft_Munks (4647) 9 days ago

Shame it went tits up and she got caught.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (77369) 9 days ago

She’s gonna do some serious time in the pokie!

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[–] samoanjoes (56645) 9 days ago

Cleave her alone!

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[–] nyctc7 (43591) 9 days ago

She'll make the breast of a bad situation.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (77369) 9 days ago

Hopefully she can forget these bad mammaries someday.

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[–] nyctc7 (43591) 9 days ago

Jugs you wait, she will

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (77369) 9 days ago

This play on words was udderly terrible!

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[–] nyctc7 (43591) 9 days ago

I can't think of anything more, so I'll just say my ta-tas

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (77369) 9 days ago

She better obey the law or she’ll get buried six teat under.

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