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I finally got around to writing my will.

posted 17 days ago by samoanjoes (56723)
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I included that I wanted my remains to be scattered around the street I grew up in. And I also mentioned that I don't want to be cremated.

[–] fourlemons (1747) 17 days ago

That will probably be okay. I suspect your old neighborhood friends love you to pieces.

I hope that's a saying in Canada.

[–] samoanjoes (56723) 17 days ago

It is, but it's more of a "I love you to pieces, eh."

[–] fourlemons (1747) 17 days ago

😂🤣

[–] SamNoyoun (5847) 17 days ago

Many years ago, I took a trip through the Maritime provinces and noticed something peculiar...While most folks in NB, Nova Scotia etc. would follow their sentences with "eh" just like the cliché, Newfoundlanders would use the word "what" instead!

[–] samoanjoes (56723) 17 days ago

Typical Newfie behaviour.

[–] rootvegetables (1670) 17 days ago

Morbid.
Amusing.
Monday.

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[–] samoanjoes (56723) 17 days ago

I went out on a limb with this one.

[–] rootvegetables (1670) 17 days ago

You’d give an arm and a leg for your final wishes to be followed.

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[–] AndyKing1967 (38133) 17 days ago

Quite armless really.

[–] samoanjoes (56723) 17 days ago

It works better in your accent.

[–] nyctc7 (43609) 17 days ago

That will be easy with your brains because they already are

[–] ILJtheFirst (2104) 17 days ago

Hilarious.

Scattered but you forgot to mention chopped up or ground up? Can't read a dead man's brain, but sure can have a taste.

[–] jriley555 (8125) 17 days ago

Sounds like the old blues tune - See That My Body Is Dragged Thru The Streets Until Nothing But Barely Visible Pieces Remain To Be Seen, Leaving Nice Bits For The Birds, Rodents & Insects To Nourish Themselves Thereby.

[–] parkerbot (9075) 17 days ago

I have a Ginsu knife.

I have some time tomorrow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I0KmyqNXCE

[–] samoanjoes (56723) 17 days ago

I was thinking about asking my local butcher Butch. She's a butch lesbian.

[–] parkerbot (9075) 17 days ago

Actually I was going to use a butter knife. I just wanted to get my foot in the door.