🤭 Chuckles for an afternoon

Possibly four now:

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Small-town doctor always stops in local bar on his way home and has an almond daiquiri. This time the doc tells the bartender his drink tastes different.

The bartender says he ran out of almond flavoring.

"It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."

Three engineers, one mechanical, one electrical, and one software engineer flew into a distant city for a convention. When they got there, they decided to to share a taxi to the hotel.

Halfway to the hotel, the engine just quit working, and they were trying to diagnose the problem.

“It must be the fuel pump,” said the mechanical engineer. “Notice how the engine misfired before it quit working.”

“No, it’s the alternator,” said the electrical engineer. “Did you see how the lights flickered before the engine died?”

“I know what to do,” said the software engineer. “If we get out and then get back in, it should start right up!”

I knew this married couple once. They had a dog named Chuckles.
Then they got divorced. She had a better lawyer.
Anyway… long story short… poor bastard only gets Chuckles for an afternoon every other week.
The End.


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