I ate a Bacon King Burger King cheeseburger sandwich.

I like how you added the words "cheeseburger sandwich". That just added a little extra sparkle.

Most of you aren't old enough, but some of you are, to remember the margerine commercials, where after slathering their oleo on a hunk of bread and shoving it in their mouth, a crown would pop out on their head. They were great, campy ads.

Or the man from gladd (bags, dressed in white), or the fist that would come out of the washing machine when you put their detergent in it.

We need more of that cheezy shit. As cheese King, you may have some influence in that regard, I dare to mention, your highness.

If I'm really hungry I've been known to down a triple whopper with bacon, pickles & ketchup only - flame grilled 🔥🍔🔥

And the Captain of Clogged Arteries. But that sounds like damn good eatin' though!

When you have a bowel movement, do you cease to be the King of Burgers?

So many questions.