So many bent carrots. What gives? π₯ Signed, million man.
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Do they taste different?
HE SAID THEY DO. ALSO...HE IS ALLERGIC TO CARROTS.π
How will he see in the dark?
IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND...THE MAN WITH THE CROOKED DICK IS KING!
You haven't seen the commercial of the black guy being embarrassed because his dick is a bent carrot? Then they put it on a plate with straight carrots. Signed, million man.
Does that mean when they piss, they have to align their body away from the toilet?
If we're talking about a man with no arms, then yes.
The drug they use to treat that condition is the same one they use to treat Dupuytren contracture.