Never trust
A fat doctor
A skinny cook
Signed, million man.
An overly helpful teenager
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shareWhat's wrong with a skinny doctor?
sharePeople who say, "Trust the science!"
shareNever trust machinery more complicated than a knife and fork.
-Robert A. Heinlein
What about sporks?
Sporks are the creation of mad scientists. These sporks will one day rise up and destroy us all.
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And paper straws are part of a tactic designed to get us used to paper utensils so that people won't use sporks and the threat will be averted?
And here I was hating paper straws.
Paper straws are merely a low-tech way to make us all consume drinks as quickly as possible (before the straw degrades and falls apart in our drink).
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So we'll fill up faster and not feel the need to eat food with a spork?
Damn, someone really put some thought into those paper straws.
Sporks are OK, chorks, on the other hand, are just asking for trouble.
shareThat looks like something a dumb guy made. I assume he will be a billionaire in short order.
https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-chork.jpg
Politicians - any of them!
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