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Florida man arrested for digging up corpse and taking it to restaurant.

posted 2 months ago by samoanjoes (56723)
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In court, the man argued that he shouldn't be charged for necrophilia because he never had sex with the corpse. He only took it out on a date because he's a necromancer.

[–] AngryViking (768) 2 months ago

Necromancers are dangerous and not to be trusted.

[–] samoanjoes (56723) 2 months ago

But it's not illegal.

[–] Daft_Munks (4654) 2 months ago

That joke was dead funny

[–] AckbarsRevenge (3800) 2 months ago

That joke was dead on arrival.

[–] AndyKing1967 (38133) 2 months ago

Dying with laughter.

[–] samoanjoes (56723) 2 months ago

I sense sarcasm.

[–] AndyKing1967 (38133) 2 months ago

At least you’re not sensing a fist.

[–] samoanjoes (56723) 2 months ago

I'm not into fisting.

[–] AndyKing1967 (38133) 2 months ago

Better let Kowalski know.

[–] nyctc7 (43609) 2 months ago

Always amusing to Google "Florida Man"

[–] nyctc7 (43609) 2 months ago

Your pun threads may very well have run its corpse.

[–] samoanjoes (56723) 2 months ago

I think my body of work speaks for itself.

[–] mikethemartian (6719) 2 months ago

When my dad was growing up in Key West, FL he remembers seeing this man around town:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler

[–] samoanjoes (56723) 2 months ago

I regret reading that and seeing the picture of the girl.