Methods of Ascension
You are on the first floor of the mall and you need to get to a store on the second floor. How do you get up there?
A. Stairs
B. Elevator
C. Escalator
D. Whichever is closest
If you chose A, B, or sometimes D, that makes sense.
If you chose C, who are you? Evel Knievel?
Pertinent historical fact: I was dropped on an escalator as a child.