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Poll : Do you stand up to wipe

posted 2 months ago by jriley555 (8125)
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After doing #2. Just a yes/no, no editorializing, defending your stance, or lack of. Just answer the gd question :

Yes

[–] parkerbot (9075) 2 months ago

When someone says this board has no class, direct them to this thread.

[–] jriley555 (8125) 2 months ago

We'll put you down for a sitter.

[–] parkerbot (9075) 2 months ago

Not confirming or denying.

I believe everyone should have some mystery to their life.

I will say this though, there is a third option.

[–] WandererFromYs (2309) 2 months ago

I stand up, and put 1 foot on the toilet seat like captain Morgan, before I wipe. (Yes I’m serious)

[–] jriley555 (8125) 2 months ago

What an awesome approach to the defecatory imperative.

[–] Daft_Munks (4654) 2 months ago

Don't even see how it's physically possible to sit down and wipe

[–] jriley555 (8125) 2 months ago

Neither do I, but as you can see, some people seem to be able to pull it off. Or out.

[–] Daft_Munks (4654) 2 months ago

lol

[–] AndyKing1967 (38133) 2 months ago

How do blind people know when to stop wiping? 🧻🤷‍♂️

[–] Nanook (1951) 2 months ago

This is the stuff that keeps me up nights.

https://youtu.be/xT50yB4RO0E?t=36

[–] samoanjoes (56723) 2 months ago

They smell it.

[–] roger_dat (1571) 2 months ago

They don't, and sometimes drop the used paper next to the toilet

[–] KaufmanZmuda (17) 2 months ago

I only ever see people do that half squat over the pot while wiping in the movies.

[–] 123Guy (7280) 2 months ago

Neither.

But, you don't want editorializing.

[–] roger_dat (1571) 2 months ago

Can you even wipe while sitting? What kind of toilets do you use?