I'll start:
A man, walking in an enchanted forest, started to cut down a talking tree. The tree cried out, "You can't cut me down. I'm a talking tree!" The man responded, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue!"
Why don't you make like a tree and leave.
That's the only one I can think off. Got to love Biff
Rodney Dangerfield
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/saqKxg7lhIU
Nice😄
shareHear about the tree that went to prison?
It was a very shady character.
~~/o/
What is a Viking's favorite part of the tree?
Leif
You guys are leafing a lot to be desired.
[Whose Line is it Anyway? Weird Newscasters game]
Colin: Welcome to the six o'clock news, I'm your anchor, Woodrow Butdon'thaveapaddle.
Our top story tonight--Bars across America were saddened today by the death of Dr. Joseph Lowenstein. The famous doctor who as a sideline would make exotic drinks from wood sap, died suddenly today. This is one patron who's gonna miss that Hickory Daquiri Doc.