Surprised MC Hasn't Turned Into a Dating Site - General Discussion Discussion

[–] ShogunofYonkers (78597) 6 months ago

Eh, we don’t need that here. According to my internet there are thousands of horny single milfs in my area looking to hook up and Ukrainian brides are available for as little as $29.99 per month.

It’s a man’s world fellas!

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[–] BillHicksFan (10716) 6 months ago

You might like this documentary from 1988
https://youtu.be/jIZ_PwzXhMk

1:30 - a beautiful chemist

All these women want is "man who don't drink alcohol"

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78597) 6 months ago

I’ve been saying lady scientists are HOT for years but does anyone ever listen to me?!?

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[–] BillHicksFan (10716) 6 months ago

I've never seen a beautiful scientist until I saw her. I wonder if she wants to still be a citizen... :)

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78597) 6 months ago

You should perform an experiment with her and if it all works out she’ll have no choice but to stay around👍

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[–] sslssg (35195) 6 months ago

I can just see the ad....

"I only came here to escape the shitty hand that life dealt me. But I stayed, like many of you, because I found something much bigger than just myself. I found a cause. I found my friends. And, yes, I know it's kind of a groaner, but...I found love."

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[–] parkerbot (10724) 6 months ago

"...and then Kowalski chopped me into tiny pieces and put me in his deep freeze."

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[–] sslssg (35195) 6 months ago

Sorry, I don't know that movie.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78597) 6 months ago

Hey, c’mon man, he has to feed all of those cats and dogs somehow!

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[–] Kowalski (79128) 6 months ago

TINY PIECES ARE NO FUN.🫤

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[–] [deleted] 6 months ago

If you're lonely, I buy you a cup of coffee but you pay for the refills.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78597) 6 months ago

That is so hot Bill. Please tell me you are an Asian woman in her mid forties with green eyes and a big butt.

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[–] [deleted] 6 months ago

Nope Caucasian dude with a big butt.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78597) 6 months ago

Hmm, this does not seem like a sexy love match Bill...hmm…how’s about a game of horseshoes and some beers?

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[–] [deleted] 6 months ago

Why not?

I'll get the first round of Nachos

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (78597) 6 months ago

I gotta warn you, I’m terrible at horseshoes but the beers will keep coming🍻👍

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[–] Wint3rFir3 (7384) 6 months ago

Given some of the users on here, I'm not.

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[–] FredBurroughs (22309) 6 months ago

If only it were that easy!

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[–] RoboReCop (3381) 6 months ago

A/S/L

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[–] FredBurroughs (22309) 6 months ago

Yeah, I have all of those.

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[–] RoboReCop (3381) 6 months ago

Aww. I was just trying to make it easy for you, and perhaps a dinner sometime. But, it's okay. I can take the hint.

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[–] FredBurroughs (22309) 6 months ago

Easy how? In what ways have I yet to reveal myself beyond the weekend movie club?

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[–] RoboReCop (3381) 6 months ago

A/S/L - age/sex/location

I broke the ice by asking you first, to make it easy for you.

If we matched up enough, there might have been a nice movie and dinner in it for the both of us; but, you seem to not be interested, or rather, you're just playing games. And, I don't like to play games. No hard-to-get, no funny stuff.

So goodnight.

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[–] [deleted] 6 months ago

I dare someone to put their face pic as pro pic on here.

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[–] chilidoggg (14601) 6 months ago

My name is Chilidoggg. I like long walks on the beach at sunset and masturbating.

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[–] BillHicksFan (10716) 6 months ago

There was a woman who did something like that. The cops caught her, and when she admitted to having a vibrator "working" she got arrested and then killed herself.

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