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posted 7 months ago by GlenEllyn (21526)
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 7 months ago

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a chicken?

A peckyderm

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 7 months ago

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 7 months ago

What do chickens fear the most?

The Apeckalypse.

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 7 months ago

What do young chickens like to watch?

Chick flicks.

[–] nyctc7 (43591) 7 months ago

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?

Bacon and legs.

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 7 months ago

🤣 Haven't heard this one before.

Perhaps I should change the title to animal jokes...

[–] sslssg (34211) 7 months ago

This post is not as fowl as I thought.

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 7 months ago

😝 Thank you! 🤣

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 7 months ago

Who was the first hen to fly across the Atlantic?

Amelia Egghart.

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 7 months ago

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a double-crosser.

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 7 months ago

Why do chickens lay eggs?

Because if they dropped them, they’d break.

[–] sslssg (34211) 7 months ago

Why shouldn't you tickle an egg?

They crack up!

[–] GlenEllyn (21526) 7 months ago

I can honestly say I've never tickled my eggs! 🤭