Bill passes to allow American teachers to carry handguns on the job. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] AndyKing1967 (38076) 8 months ago

🤦‍♂️

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[–] parkerbot (9002) 8 months ago

Who's Bill?

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[–] samoanjoes (56646) 8 months ago

The principal. Bill Principal.

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[–] parkerbot (9002) 8 months ago

Any relation to Victoria Principal?

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[–] samoanjoes (56646) 8 months ago

Only in school.

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[–] parkerbot (9002) 8 months ago

So you can't help me get her number?

Thanks for nothing.

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[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 8 months ago

The guy who finally passed a kidney stone.

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[–] parkerbot (9002) 8 months ago

Samoanjoes - are you at least going to offer your proteges some type of training so these type of posts don't happen?

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[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 8 months ago

I guess I should have said that he passes gas instead or passes cars being in a hurry even when running.

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[–] parkerbot (9002) 8 months ago

You're just making it worse.

Admit it, AngryViking is the poster you want to be. Join him and apprentice with him.

Samoanjoes will only betray you in the end.

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[–] BKB (9881) 8 months ago

They should make Samoajoes a MOD.. How awesome would that be??

https://giphy.com/gifs/editingandlayout-NEvPzZ8bd1V4Y

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[–] parkerbot (9002) 8 months ago

About as awesome as this

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/7663ae307f276b0154e0b2cb3067c57d134c9a36/c=0-332-2429-1704/local/-/media/2016/06/25/USATODAY/USATODAY/636024537566057371-AFP-553408044.jpg?width=2429&height=1372&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp

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[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 8 months ago

Did you know that's Robert Redford?

I wonder how many do who use that GIF

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[–] BKB (9881) 8 months ago

Yes, I forgot what movie it's from..

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[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 8 months ago

Something about a cannibal.

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[–] BKB (9881) 8 months ago

It's called "JERIMIAH JOHNSON"

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[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 8 months ago

I don't have any posters of angry vikings.
I'm a Packers fan so I dunno why I should have any posters of our rival team.

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[–] BobbyNiner (227) 8 months ago

will they use them on rowdy students? or students that attack teachers and other students?

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[–] AndyKing1967 (38076) 8 months ago

Whoosh! 🚀

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[–] BobbyNiner (227) 8 months ago

there is an actual bill for this didnt read the body text just the headline, and yea its a funny.

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[–] Mrmojo4700 (21457) 8 months ago

Now THAT was funny!

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[–] VinceD (9805) 8 months ago

😂😂 One of your best lol

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[–] Daft_Munks (4647) 8 months ago

lol

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[–] Keelai (34858) 8 months ago

🤣 Another good one!

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[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 8 months ago

German teachers get a Luger.

The ROTC office gets an M-16. (Bazooka optional, Joe.)

History teachers get the flintlock musket.

Italian class gets the Baretta.

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[–] samoanjoes (56646) 8 months ago

What do the handless people get?

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[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 8 months ago

Blowguns.

Don't inhale!

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[–] Moonglum9 (11267) 8 months ago

Sexually frustrated?

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[–] samoanjoes (56646) 8 months ago

They don't need hands for a BJ.

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