Krazy Glu on a penis

Hehehe, my mom had some female friends back in the late 70s that were very creative when it came to punishing unfaithful boyfriends.

One friend was dating a hot guy, and when her friend found out he was cheating on her, she superglued his dong onto his stomach so it was pointing right up at him, and when he went to the bathroom the next morning, he squirted himself! Had to go to the hospital to have it unglued, rofl! Another friend of mom's pulled a prank on her ex-boyfriend while he was doing nude sunbathing on the beach (this was in southern California). This friend snuck over and painted an elephant on his pelvic area, hehehe. So he woke up with everyone seeing that his dong had a new job as an elephant's trunk, rofl!

Hehehe, only thing that would be different today is that they'd humiliate these guys on social media with pictures being shared with the greater internet community.

Don't lie. You didn't search for it because you were bored. You searched it because you did it to yourself and were worried.

Y’know, “men” often try to humiliate women by making cracks about their electric sex toys, but:

https://www.lovexxo.com/collections/masturbation-cup?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIuYbB4YSZgwMVq15HAR2IbweUEAAYBCAAEgLdyvD_BwE

I’d love to be in the ER when some guy limps in—the kind of limpdick jagoff who makes the “I’d DO her” topics over here—with his dong stuck inside his RoboSuck—or maybe GLUED inside it!

Yep! He has definitely won this year's Darwin Award! What a moron! Reminds me of when Howard got his penis stuck in a robotic arm on The Big Bang Theory.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW/200w.webp?cid=ecf05e471lhijwl8xvmvbqv2p1tsh2vtkwmapjpi9do8nqe4&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g

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