I asked the person working at the theatre for one admission. - General Discussion Discussion

[–] BrandNewPoster (10996) a year ago

Hey, you promised you wouldn't tell!

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[–] samoanjoes (58623) a year ago

I said I wouldn't use your name.

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[–] BrandNewPoster (10996) a year ago

Right, so my secret is still safe.

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[–] samoanjoes (58623) a year ago

As long as I don't use your real name, you're safe, Steve.

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[–] BrandNewPoster (10996) a year ago

Thanks Homer.

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[–] samoanjoes (58623) a year ago

Who told you?!?!

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[–] BrandNewPoster (10996) a year ago

Kowalski told me. He tells me everything. We whisper secrets to each other.

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[–] samoanjoes (58623) a year ago

I didn't know you could understand alien.

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[–] Daft_Munks (4844) a year ago

It's a complicated movie.

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[–] samoanjoes (58623) a year ago

I know. Who are all those names scrolling upward at the end of the film?

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[–] Daft_Munks (4844) a year ago

😄

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[–] rootvegetables (1900) a year ago

Nicely done, sir.

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[–] Daft_Munks (4844) a year ago

Classic Samoan Jokes

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[–] VinceD (10411) a year ago

Now that was legit funny 😂

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[–] samoanjoes (58623) a year ago

What's funnier is that I tried wearing it and he's right. They're comfy.

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[–] Mustang (5571) a year ago

Could have been worse he may have told you where some bodies are buried!

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[–] samoanjoes (58623) a year ago

That's not worse. Do you know how much I could get for those bodies?

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[–] parkerbot (10762) a year ago

Sad thing is that means nothing these days.

I was at a store and a male cashier was wearing a dress. I asked a clerk if he had lost a bet and he said no, he just wears dresses.

Grand times.

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[–] Kowalski (79156) a year ago

DRESSES ARE NICE.

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[–] parkerbot (10762) a year ago

On ladies, they sure are.

On hairy dudes, not so much.

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[–] Kowalski (79156) a year ago

SOME PEOPLE LIKE HAIRY DUDES IN DRESSES...I AM NOT ONE OF THEM...BUT THEY ARE OUT THERE.

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[–] parkerbot (10762) a year ago

You do look better reading a book than in a dress, that's true.

https://webassets.inman.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Webp.net-resizeimage-1-1400x787.png

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[–] quartz (482) a year ago

"sweet or salt"

"sorry I thought you were asking me about popcorn"

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