What did you watch this week turtleneck? (10/29-11/04)
Hey not the best week but if it was to be done all over again, I wouldn’t change a thing.
My week:
Nightmare on elm street (2010 Netflix): The movie looks great and is well crafted plus the actors are pretty good but there were way too many jump scares for my taste. And let’s be honest, is a Freddy movie really a Freddy without Mr. Englund? It’s hard to answer yes to this question. Very hard. Also the script was pretty bad overall. My rating: 5.5/10
Friday the 13th (2009 Netflix): Again, this movie looks fresh and clean with some nice shots and settings but the characters/actors were pretty lame. It does also rely quite a bit on jump scares. A few good kills but not entirely satisfying as I feel like they went too easy on the gore. As for the story, we’ll, there is no story so never mind that. Also, I don’t like fake titties. They look… well, they look fake (that one girl though!) One last thing, Jason is such an opportunistic man, it’s fishy. Always at the right place at the right time. 👏 My rating: 5/10
The Lego Ninjago movie (2017 DVD): Bought it with my kids (1$) and when we got home and started watching it we realized we had seen it before. Bah, it’s a good movie plus we have all the other Lego movies so it completes our collection. No regret. My rating: 7/10
Two heads creek (Friday night special): Funny, quirky, bloody (the last 20mins were absolutely bonkers) and went by super quick. 1h25 of pure Friday night popcorn entertainment. But there was a funeral so, sad also. My rating: 7/10
Microwave massacre (Friday late night special): The first act was funny, bad and fun. The second act was getting dull and was very bad. The final act was crappy trash. My rating: 4.5/10
Bloody birthday (Saturday night special): I enjoyed the vibe, the atmosphere and the kid’s mindless killing spree was fun to watch but didn’t care much about the story. Not a total waste of time but definitely lacking a spark for me. My rating: 5.5/10
Crimewave (Saturday late night special): Bruce Campbell + Sam Raimi + Coen Bros + MCMC = A sure hit. A safe bet. A fun time. I thought the reason why I barely understood the movie was the fact that I was high and tired but turns out I’m not the only one who found it a bit confusing. Strange and unique for sure. My rating: 6/10