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Horror movies where the real horror is something else.

posted a year ago by samoanjoes (58491)
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"A Nightmare on Elm St."
The real horror: Heather Langencamp's alleged performance.

"Poltergeist"
The real horror: Anti-TV agenda. We can't allow this.

"Friday the 13th"
The real horror: The government being so inept that at no point did they consider closing all camps.

"The Shining"
The real horror: Jack wasting all that paper tying the same thing.

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[–] KLPE (525) a year ago

The Lodge (2019)
The real horror: How boring it was.

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[–] 123Guy (7827) a year ago

"Supersize me"
real horror: fast food

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[–] KLPE (525) a year ago

Can't believes I still eats fast food.

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[–] samoanjoes (58491) a year ago

Is it any shock his health would be that bad only eating McDonald's?

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[–] VinceD (10366) a year ago

I was going to make an unofficial sequel and document what would happen if I only drink Vodka and Jack Daniels for 30 days.

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[–] tcrum (31858) a year ago

Thanks for calling out Heather Langencamp. Everyone loves this movie, but no one wants to recognize the fact that she is just a terrible actress.

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[–] samoanjoes (58491) a year ago

She's a little better in "New Nightmare", but in part 1 she is unbelievably bad.

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[–] aliensalmon (5845) a year ago

Alien (1979)?

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[–] samoanjoes (58491) a year ago

This thread isn't about movies that are debatably horror. You're supposed to come up with a horror movie and jokingly claim some other aspect of it is the real horror.

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[–] Rorikon (18336) a year ago

Alien as in Illegal Aliens, THE HORROR!!

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[–] samoanjoes (58491) a year ago

The illegal aliens in that movie were the humans.

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[–] FentonMeiks (1349) a year ago

"Halloween series"
The real horror: michael's coveralls fetish

Carnival of Souls
The real horror: women drivers

American Werewolf in London
The real horror: bladdered british blokes

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[–] samoanjoes (58491) a year ago

"Halloween series"
The real horror: michael's coveralls fetish

Also Michael's head tilt problem to get a better look at someone.

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[–] FentonMeiks (1349) a year ago

he should see a chiropractor

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